Hello nerds!

Like me, I know when you hear the word "Rampage", you think Archer. Well, now it seems The Rock is trying to lay his own stank on the word with his latest movie. Rampage is really a tale about a boy and his monkey, and both are gigantic.

Our future president plays Davis, a Primatologist whose best pal is a super intelligent, albino silverback gorilla named George. George, a wolf and a crocodile (yes, seriously) all come in contact with a mysterious canister, that's reminiscent of TMNT:SOTO, and said animals then grow to gigantic size. This change pisses them off and as giant, agro-beasts are wont to do, they rage. In fact, they Rampage.

Rampage smashes into theaters on, and this cannot fucking be a coincidence, on April 20, 2018. Yes, it's The Rock vs Giant Monsters, with a side of Negan on 420.