It's Here! Holy Shit, The Deadpool 2 Trailer Has Arrived!

Hello nerds!

Just when I think it's safe to turn the computer off, some shit of the most excellent variety goes down. You know why you're here, so just get to it. We'll talk later.

So much for the bullshit rumors about the trailer being released on February 14th. I am fully convinced this movie will put the smiles back on our faces and whimsy in our hearts following the glass case of emotions that Infinity War will be. And those who could do with another chuckle today, do read the official synopsis for Deadpool 2 that was released along with the trailer. It's just so.... fucking GOOOD!

“After surviving a near fatal bovine attack, a disfigured cafeteria chef (Wade Wilson) struggles to fulfill his dream of becoming Mayberry’s hottest bartender while also learning to cope with his lost sense of taste. Searching to regain his spice for life, as well as a flux capacitor, Wade must battle ninjas, the yakuza, and a pack of sexually aggressive canines, as he journeys around the world to discover the importance of family, friendship, and flavor – finding a new taste for adventure and earning the coveted coffee mug title of World’s Best Lover. ”

Deadpool saunters his super-toned ass back into theaters on May 18, 2018.