Happy Trees & Dick Jokes. The First Deadpool 2 Teaser Is Joyously Deranged!

Hello nerds!

Get ready for a shitstorm of the yays, because the Merc with the Mouth is back in this... ABSOLUTELY FUCKING BANANAS first teaser. Our friendly, neighborhood Deadpool dons the attire of arguably the only man more infamous than he, Bob Mothefecking Ross.

Truly, I cannot wait for this movie. It consumes nearly every thought that dances across my brain and has infused itself into the very core of my existence. I'd be lying if I said I wasn't more excited for Deadpool 2 than any other movie of 2018. Apologies to Black Panther and Avengers:Infinity War.

The trailer itself was fantastic. Besides all of the pitch perfect "Deadpooliness" of the Bob Ross stuff, the shots of the returning cast back in action are rad, and we got blink and you'll miss them peeks at Domino and Cable. So. Much. Yay.

We're suffering from an embarrassment of riches, as far as superheros cinema goes these days and I say we all enjoy it while it lasts. Sweet fuck do I wish it were 2018 already!

Deadpool 2 hits theaters on June 1, 2018.